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Current bookshelver seeks employment elsewhere. Male, 25, with limited skill, in search of new job within the Portland area -- willing to relocate. Able to work full time, but would rather not. Single, and with few issues. Has not been fired in just under a year. Salary requirements: over current wage of $8. Bachelor degree in Geography -- whatever that means. Well groomed, though I may need a haircut. Has transportation...for now. Considering graduate school. Has personnel problems with psycho bitches, fake fucks, ass-kissers, corporate mongrels, supervisors, and anyone using me to step up the ladder. For the most part responsible and on time. Casual dress preferred. Please respond with comment.

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