Me and Grandma played table tennis.

I won but barely.

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The Adventures of Egg Pan and Noodle Pot

Friday 7 a.m.

Egg Pan: I’m stuffed.
Noodle Pot: Shut the fuck up.
Pan: Rough night?
Noodle: Let me soak.
Pan: No. We’re in the sink all weekend.
Noodle: I just want to drown.
Pan: I’m greased.
Noodle: Just a rinse.

The Adventures of

Egg Pan



&



 Pasta Pot.