EGG PAN AND NOODLE POT

Friday 7 a.m.

Egg Pan: I’m stuffed.

Noodle Pot: Shut the fuck up.

Pan: Rough night?

Noodle: Let me soak.

Pan: No. We’re in the sink all weekend.

Noodle: I just want to drown.

Pan: I’m greased.

Noodle: Just a rinse.